Kids Fucking Up Supermarkets of the Day
This may be the next generation of Jackass / Bam / Ryan Drunk Driver Dunn skater boys Avril Lavigne loves to fuck prior to fame….. taking their shit to what I assume is the next level in their minds,...
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Some News I Forgot to Post Yesterday….Not very Christmassy but then again what really is….Santa’s a pervert, the elves don’t exist and the one at the mall are just exploiting themselves so they don’t...
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The stepNEWS is the best part of the day for me because news is hilarious…. ======== Colorado Woman Punches, Urinates Near $30M Painting A Colorado woman was arrested after pulling down her pants and...
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Billionaire Barbie’s Red Ferrari Remains Intact and Almost Two Months Old
As you know, we've been tracking the progress of Billionaire Barbie and her new $280,000 Ferrari, anticipating that the life span on the fine Italian motorcar under the not so careful stewardship of...
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Here’s some news to enlighten, inspire, and who knows maybe some of you are featured in these news stories…cuz let’s face it…it seems pretty fucking easy to make the news…even if it doesn’t pay for...
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Here is the best news feed on the internet according to me…because I don’t bother with Huffington Post even though the bitch was in Montreal yesterday and I should have tricked her to buy my site off...
View ArticleMorning Hangover Dump of the Day
Last night involved debating quitting drinking. Then drinking. Which led to drinking hat involved debating whether squirting was pee or if squirting was squirt…..and concluded with me deciding I only...
View ArticleOpen Post: Hosted By Josh Duhamel’s Mohawk
The only time Fergie's diaper changer Josh Duhamel should cut the mop on his head into a mohawk is when he's doing it for a check and that's exactly why he did it. So I shouldn't throw shade by saying...
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The stepNEWS is amazing…I should marry it on April Fools Day…since all you other fuckers hate the shit cuz you’re too stupid to laugh at the shit cuz you are the trash that belongs in the shit….if you...
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People are idiots. That includes you. Here is the news…. Man Robs Goodwill Store Completely Naked A man was caught on video robbing a Goodwill store in Sherman, Texas wearing nothing. Study Shows Beer...
View ArticleListen: Fiona Apple’s ‘Every Single Night’
It has been seven long years since we were last graced with new material from (kooky yet brilliant) singer / songwriter Fiona Apple (her last outing was 2005′s Extraordinary Machine), she’s finally...
View ArticleMatthew Fox Is Off The Hook For Punching A Party Bus Driver
Heather Bormann, the party bus driver who accused Matthew Fox of one two punching her in the poon and titty area mysteriously withdrew her case against him back in April. And we're hearing about it...
View ArticleFiona Apple’s ‘Every Single Night’ video
You must watch (Queen of Kooky) Fiona Apple‘s completely bizarre yet oddly mesmerizing new music video (I believe it’s her first in almost six years) for Every Single Night, the first haunting single...
View ArticleBlame It On The Brakes
Thanks to that picture, you now know what the ring felt like when Gollum reached for it. Lindsay Lohan's Encyclopedia of Cracked Out Excuses just got another entry. Bitch obviously doesn't think her...
View ArticleGiveaway: Fiona Apple’s ‘The Idler Wheel …’
Oh my word, I’ll never forget the magical NYC night I first discovered Fiona Apple via the mesmerizing “Sleep To Dream” (off her debut Tidal) music video back in 1996. Even though sixteen long years...
View ArticleHow does Lindsay Lohan still have a driver’s license?
It confuses me how Lindsay Lohan still has a driver’s license, especially since the poor dumb-dumb drives like she’s auditioning for the part of Penelope Pitstop in the live-action reboot of The Wacky...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes: Involved in another hit and run?!
Because you can put a bottle of gin with googly eyes glued to it behind the wheel of a car and it would still get a driver’s license in Los Angeles if it was famous enough, Amanda Bynes was somehow...
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Amanda Bynes Is One Crappy Driver, It’s Almost Like She’s Been Drinking or...
I'm still not exactly sure how these celebrities get to keep their licenses after their umpteenth moving violation, but starlet Amanda Bynes just keeps on driving, especially late at night, and hitting...
View ArticleAmanda Bynes Was In Another Car Accident
So Amanda Bynes was Amanda Bynes again. That’s really the only way to put this. Via TMZ: Bynes was driving in the San Fernando Valley at around 8 PM when a car rear-ended her rental. The driver of the...
View ArticleGuess What This Amanda Bynes Story Is About?
When you see Amanda Bynes' face in the top picture of a post, you know the story is about one of four things: 1. Bitch got in a car accident. 2. Bitch got in a car accident. 3. Bitch got in a car...
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